The words you use in the morning while talking to strangers in gas stations, breakfast shops and coffee houses. While in your head, makes perfect sense. Audibly, It consists of various Broken English babble that makes no sense to anyone unless it is used in conjunction with hand signals.
by TheBigE_843 March 7, 2015
Get the Morning Englishmug. 1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.
2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.
2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.
I started my day with my normal Morning Five.
I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.
I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.
by MonolithicNerd April 17, 2012
Get the Morning Fivemug. by Lacracka2000 November 5, 2022
Get the morning beanmug. by birdie birdwatcher March 28, 2010
Get the morning chorusmug. Waking up with morning wood when you realized its been a long time since you have masturbated. Wondering if you can make it through the day, you have to make a deciscion weather to stay home all day and jerk, or go to work and hide your boner in your waistband.
Jack: Dude, I can't keep hiding this stiffy! Our receptionists tits are just so nice!
Vito: Man I told you you should have made The Morning Deciscion!
Vito: Man I told you you should have made The Morning Deciscion!
by SallyMallyHally June 7, 2011
Get the The Morning Deciscionmug. An inability to commit to any engagement* earlier than mid afternoon due to grooming** requirements, preferably rising*** after 8-10 hours sleep. May involve a work of shame.
A Showgirl Morning includes adhering to a glamorous hair and makeup routine.
*Engagements frequently involve burlesque, socializing and dancing at vintage inspired events.
**Frequently involves 2 hour transformation including but not limited to wet setting hair, applying false lashes and red lipstick.
***May rise post sunset as determined by prior social activities and beauty sleep requirements of the individual.
A Showgirl Morning includes adhering to a glamorous hair and makeup routine.
*Engagements frequently involve burlesque, socializing and dancing at vintage inspired events.
**Frequently involves 2 hour transformation including but not limited to wet setting hair, applying false lashes and red lipstick.
***May rise post sunset as determined by prior social activities and beauty sleep requirements of the individual.
by Eva Gardenia November 14, 2018
Get the Showgirl Morningmug. In Canada, every fucking day is cold. So when someone says it was a "cold morning", he or she means that the girl or guy they took home from the bar won't leave their house in the morning.
by trenton101 August 29, 2016
Get the Cold Morningmug.