Marching Band

Marching Band is a place for the nerdiest and craziest people, who think it’s fun to work their butts off in the heat of late July at Band Camp. While some of them are actually athletic and do other things outside of band, most do not have much of a life outside of it and only have friends that are also in band with them. Most Marching Band members will argue that it’s a sport, which it totally should count as a sport since the members go through as much physical pain and suffering during practices as the football team. The members have to be smart also, since you can’t play an instrument or do choreography with a flag while stepping to the beat and remembering all your sets without being at least somewhat smart. (Although most band members will argue that they are dumb, don’t believe them. Some of the smartest people in the school reside in the Marching Band.) The Marching Band is extremely under appreciated and under represented, even though they are so much better then then the football team and cheerleaders put together.

Cheerleader: Marching Band isn’t a sport.
Band member: Really? Because one of our members has a IQ twice as large as your entire squad’s. Not only that but we have to get on the field and practice for triple the amount of time that you guys have to in the heat of the summer while remembering all our sets in the field, how to play the music, and for the color guard, all the choreography. Stop dissing the Marching Band and get a life and some talent.

by JIF713 July 1, 2022

Marching Band

A marching band is the group of kids that are a little late on trends. You often see them either hanging out in the various band areas or making weird noises down the hall. These kids can best be described as, every middle school boy.

Wow that marching band was something.

by Sincerely, a band kid September 13, 2022

morch

A slang term for 'white power'

We're all about morch here

by Boouyah September 16, 2022

Moochie

To get things from another or live off the generosity of others without providing any return payment or benefit : sponge. trying to mooch a cigarette. mooching money off her brother. has been mooching off his parents for years.

"Zach is always wanting money and a place to stay, but never reciprocates. Zach is so moochie"

by Global_Culture February 4, 2023

Morphian

Relating to or characteristic of the life or chess of American chess master Paul Morphy.

That sacrifice was totally Morphian.

by The Second Ambrose Bierce February 11, 2023

mochi pondus

When you go through the motion, like a fish through the ocean

Very kjut very mochi pondus

by hot ninja February 25, 2023

Mooching

When your kitten interferes with random things in your house

Kitty Kitty won’t stop mooching around here!

by Pinkyhoolahoop December 11, 2022