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Guy 1 at the zoo: Hey, look at that big monke!
Guy 2, accompanying Guy 1: You mean gorilla?
by the random. December 8, 2021
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Monke

Something you turn into when you reject humanity, JoJo. Despite the similarities between the spelling of "Monkey" and "Monke", there is a clear difference. Monkeys, are extremely uncivilized and hostile. They use the most primitive of languages, as their small minds are not able to grasp any other. Monke's, however, are the complete opposite. They are arguably the most civilized species on this rock we call Earth, and are able to speak the language of gods. They have a special ritual to make you one of them, but alas, I cannot have rights to say, as I am a mere mortal. As a monke, you gain many rights and titles. You get the most exquisite meals, offerings as if you are a god, and worshipers. So become a monke today, and REJECT your humanity!
"I reject my humanity, JoJo!"
"What are you talking abou-"
*becomes monke*
by bored_axolotl December 20, 2021
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MONK

Man Of No Knowledge - derogatory acronym for an individual who pretends to be aself-claimed expert on a topic, but actually possesses no real knowledge of that topic. The individual presents opinions that are not based in reality.
They hired this MONK to come in and tell us how to do our business, but it was immediately obvious that he had fooled them into thinking that he actually knew how to do anything.
by OogieWaWa December 20, 2021
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Monke

Frank is a monke
by Green600 December 25, 2021
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Monke

A joking way of using the word monkey. Usually used in memes
by Hashira_ January 23, 2022
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None Humanity Monke

When monke is lose all Humanity and makes all men praise him and makes them play pokemon so they can learn how to catch some bitches
I am love this none humanity monke he made me learn how to catch bitches
by anonymous January 24, 2022
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Monke

Noun; This is the Monke from Roblox Arsenal. It is the monke with a banana costume.
The monke smoked my bacon last round.
by CordedGaming January 25, 2022
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