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Lookin monday

When your looking like crap dressed in ur shitty clothes with ur hair messy as hell looking like you've been crying and smell like shit
Swaggy P was lookin Monday as hell when he showed up with a runny nose with puffy ass pants
by Fluffyfred503 March 23, 2017
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Monday

The day the gods decide you should be as miserable and deppresed as possible so you can repay your sins😂
"It's Monday again, who killed someone??"
by The_one_true_shrek May 7, 2017
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a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.
Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is
by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017
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monday

i hate mondays. I was recently in jail and a friend said that mondays are niggers for 5 months solid we used the word mondays to talk shit about them right in front these ignorant fucks
by doja303 October 26, 2017
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happy monday mother fuckers

its a great way to start your social mondays with friends
On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.
by slamdee July 15, 2017
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Jon Bovi Monday

Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.
I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.
by RexxxManning June 27, 2017
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Monday

A polite way of telling someone they suck.
Wow man you're such a Monday!
by Drew8008 December 10, 2017
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