Monday Night Pedro

The act of sexual intercourse within a vehicle.

“If I score a hatrick tonight my girlfriend will let me pull a Monday Night Pedro”

by NaterTheHater November 20, 2021

Monday

a.k.a the busiest day of the week

oh god why is it monday!?

by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 8, 2021

Monday

the day of the week before Tuesday and following Sunday.

I'll see you on Monday

by sigmamale1260 March 29, 2025

Black Monday

The first Monday after the NFL regular season ends where head coaches are typically fired by their respective franchises.

I hope Black Monday hits Mike McCarthy; he’s never heard of clock management!!

by CTO_DC4L January 10, 2022

Monday

The worst day of the week

I fucking hate mondays

by heleee June 4, 2023

Monday

A polite way of telling someone they suck.

Wow man you're such a Monday!

by Drew8008 December 10, 2017

Jon Bovi Monday

Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.

I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.

by RexxxManning June 27, 2017