morning growler

The long loud fart that older guys have first thing in the morning

At first I thought a bear was in my parents room. It turned to be just dads morning growler.

by robo dad June 11, 2018

Meaningful Coochie

When your friend asks why your single. You tell them you're looking for Meaningful Coochie. The type of coochie that won't flake, ghost you, or leave you with Tinder Balls. Similar to Tinder Tart, only this time you got first date off seeing her irl.

Friend 1: Hey man why the fuck do I keep getting fucked over? All this Coochie is nice but I can't settle.

Friend 2: I don't know man, find yourself

some Meaningful Coochie.

by coochiebegouch69 February 18, 2019

Morning Bagel

When you make your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other a luxurious breakfast, let them take a shit without wiping, and then give them a rim job.

“Yo man, I didn’t ask for any corn in my morning bagel”

by edgykid June 20, 2019

morning maple

When you wake up in the morning drenched cum but don’t remember anything

Ya I woke up today with a morning maple

by shovel breaker May 27, 2019

morning pizza

Ya know when ya have spare pizza from the party and you save it for brekkie the next morning? Well that’s morning pizza. Suck it bitch

Can 4 pizzas do we can have spare morning pizza

by maeandjoearethebest July 26, 2019

Morninggloryus

To celebrate people who share intense feelings of affection for one another, using word play from Morning Glory implying a wonderful prior evening together, glorious in the form of Glory us, and finally the combination of morning Glory and us.

"Last night with you? It was #morninggloryus."

by Handcuffmonkfish September 26, 2019

morning cigar

Placing the large male anatomy in your mouth for breakfast.

Molina has a morning cigar every morning.

by Mox6969 December 16, 2019