by Mommymilker1000 May 3, 2022
Get the Michigan Handjobmug. The act of loading one's anus with various bodily fluids; cum, blood, sweat, vomit, feces, etc, and then mixing it together with another's dick.
by waterbottleenjoyer22 August 15, 2024
Get the Michigan Mixturemug. When you're ralling your girl for so long that you get hungry and get takeout from your last meal and proceed to eat it while stilling having sex
by TheHawk98095 January 3, 2017
Get the michigan take outmug. the act of recieving a blowjob while liquid nitrogen is being poured down your penis hole until your balls freeze. your balls are then flattened into hockey pucks and used in championship games
me: yo did you hear about lospollostv recieving a michigan windpipe?
bro: no i didn’t, did they win the championship hockey match?
me: yes they used louis’s balls as the pucks!
bro: no i didn’t, did they win the championship hockey match?
me: yes they used louis’s balls as the pucks!
by lostubbos July 9, 2025
Get the michigan windpipemug. Trenton is a very boring city with a bunch of dying old people and spoiled teenagers especially the hockey players. Speaking of hockey players Trenton High is known for recruiting Kids from surrounding city's no matter how illegal it is according to State sports regulations.
by Big Bill Doyle August 11, 2017
Get the trenton michiganmug. When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.
Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.
by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022
Get the Michigan Flat Tiremug. by Weth Sire May 28, 2022
Get the Michigan breezemug.