The act of grabbing the penis by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. Can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the penis. An alternative to "shaking".
1.
Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.
2.
...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.
Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.
2.
...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.
by zlh5009 September 19, 2011
Get the squeegee methodmug. A regimen of dubious reputation for supposedly avoiding/minimizing the risk of sunburn that entails careful "spacing" of your periods of time in direct sunlight, and limiting your length of exposure each time. May or may not be successful/effective, depending on how sensitive your skin is, and/or at what latitude you live.
That bu**s**t erythem method may work for some people, but all it did for me was make me red as a lobster and miserably hot and scratchy while tossing and turning in bed at night!
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
Get the erythem methodmug. The perfected art of creeping on girls so hard it becomes named after you. After doing this for 5 years however, everyone has caught on and you now don't fool anyone. Yet you still creep like a champion because you've never done it any other way.
Bro #1- that girl in our Econ class is pretty fine man
Bro# 2- yeah I just added her on twitter, insta, and Facebook. Wanna scroll through her pics?
#1- hmmmm. The riser method.
Bro# 2- yeah I just added her on twitter, insta, and Facebook. Wanna scroll through her pics?
#1- hmmmm. The riser method.
by DowntownTCHTown March 3, 2014
Get the The Riser Methodmug. So this Techniek is a very dangerous methode!
What you have to do put a glass next to your anus
then bend over on it just before going in your anus
You gonna jerk off
and the methode is that is very dangerous because
you could fall while jerking off and then the glass break in your anus
SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT FALL
But Methode is amazing SO DONT FALL
And Enjoy The Methode!
What you have to do put a glass next to your anus
then bend over on it just before going in your anus
You gonna jerk off
and the methode is that is very dangerous because
you could fall while jerking off and then the glass break in your anus
SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT FALL
But Methode is amazing SO DONT FALL
And Enjoy The Methode!
by Miles_pogboy June 7, 2024
Get the The Wilking Methodemug. The expert method is a kind of theoretical thinking developed in Malmo, Sweden. The method is powered by having a group of assigned "experts" that state facts with questions such as: Are the dinosaurs really extinct? The "experts" will then state their answers/opinions an conclude a result by the average of the results. The method is currently used for confirming facts in learning purposes.
Expert method:
questioner: Is he done playing the game?
expert 1. Yes
expert 2. yes
expert 3. no
expert 4. yes
expert 5.no
questioner: The result is a "strong maybe"
questioner: Is he done playing the game?
expert 1. Yes
expert 2. yes
expert 3. no
expert 4. yes
expert 5.no
questioner: The result is a "strong maybe"
by The supreme expert(L) February 1, 2018
Get the Expert Methodmug. When a person is either ill, hurt, upset etc, replying with any or all of the following is considered "The McClair Method"
-Take a really hot shower or a really cold one.
-Go get yourself a hot beverage.
-Get out of the house and go for a walk.
-I'll get you a hot blankie and a movie.
These statements are said mainly for helping the other person to feel in tip top condition.
-Take a really hot shower or a really cold one.
-Go get yourself a hot beverage.
-Get out of the house and go for a walk.
-I'll get you a hot blankie and a movie.
These statements are said mainly for helping the other person to feel in tip top condition.
Bob: my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I had a micro-penis.
Molly: you should have a nice hot beverage.
Bob: I shall do that, thank you.
This is an example of The McClair method.
Molly: you should have a nice hot beverage.
Bob: I shall do that, thank you.
This is an example of The McClair method.
by Angry dragon May 22, 2016
Get the The McClair Methodmug. The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.
by S13Enjoyer January 23, 2025
Get the Squirrel Methodmug.