Meat Jockey

a woman who prefers it on top during sex, where as she can resemble the up and down motions of a jockey in a horse race.

I bet that girl at the bar is a real meat jockey!

by ChaanaS May 19, 2011

Meat Milk

Male Ejaculation; sperm

Yeah I drank meat milk as a baby cause i think i was allergic to breast milk...

by Balls Richter September 29, 2008

meat skid

When a man attempts to have sex, but fails to because he is unable to ejaculate. Usually happens because the man has recently masturbated.

Not knowing he'd get lucky at the upcoming party, Ned masturbated a half-hour before. He ended up suffering a quite embarrassing meat skid.

by Reppin' Latvia September 25, 2009

meat pie

OMG, its something you eat!!!!!
Its not sexual!

I have a meat pie for lunch cause i was hungry!!!!

by MicJaiy May 12, 2005

Meat

To be called a meat is an insult. Meaning your Fat or a fuck face. Fuck face meaning your gross ugly...etc.

Mark your a total meat.
Damnnn..Jane is a meat

by Ihatemeats June 09, 2009

Meat Injection

Stikcking a dick into a hole

by London August 18, 2003

meat flaps

Large inner labia lips.
Pussy lips that dangle outside the labia majora even when the legs are not open wide.

I love chewing on her meat flaps, it drives her crazy :)

by semsem August 17, 2011