Mashed

Not having game/charisma and or being messed up in something.

"Ngl bro I don't think she likes me , I think I'm mashed."

by Iamfleek0 August 14, 2024

Mash

Why do you keep calling me I'm coming home soon just playing pool. (girl) your just the same as my ex you don't care. (guy) why you talking mash?

Why is this girl /guy talking mash. She's taking mash. He's talking the mash ever

by Tafari i June 17, 2017

Mash Breath

A person whos breath resembles that after sunday dinner smell

"Dont go near her, she has mash breath"

by joyi April 23, 2006

Mash

To masturbate. It means Smashing without Someone (hence why there is no S).

Man, when I get done with this shift, I’m going to mash when I get home.

by Lil C’s April 14, 2019

Mashed Potato Man

A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.

Look at that Mashed Potato Man in the Trump hat.

by Lersei Cannister May 30, 2018

Mashed

Like stoned, baked, blown.

Damn dude, I'm pretty mashed right now .

by High-c- December 20, 2016

Mashed

To say sweet things about someone.

Troy mashed about me to his friends.

Omg he was mashing about me so hard on text I was blushing

by mypfp April 1, 2024