Its after Finger Free February and its the same ass Destroy Dick December but Mega Masturbation Mars is for girls
by NiceForWhat November 2, 2019

by Mr & Mrs Deez April 12, 2024

A perfect genderless being, and also the hottest thing you'll ever see.
To be honest, it's probably a demon come to steal your heart and soul, but it takes damn good care of it so that may not be as bad as you might think.
To be honest, it's probably a demon come to steal your heart and soul, but it takes damn good care of it so that may not be as bad as you might think.
Holy shit is that mars?? No matter how many times it shows up, it always manages to look hot as hell in a completely different way from the previous day. Damn, I envy it.
by theColdSeason January 16, 2024

Mars Man, a noun is another name for a person that's being extremely boring. But you don't have the confidence to tell them that. Coming from the forgotten, boring Mars Bar and planet Mars.
by RiyoHitsuyka January 10, 2017

"In the latest chapter of Mar-a-Lagate, President Trump is now claiming that the pictures taken of the recovered secret documents are fake".
by CAescapee October 28, 2022

Otherwise known as marsipan,
A little silly guy whos an incredible singer and plays bass and sometimes guitar
A little silly guy whos an incredible singer and plays bass and sometimes guitar
by OliveDefines December 19, 2024

that red planet half the size of our planet with the funny little wheeled robots (mars rovers) on it and the little pebbles we call phobos and deimos in its orbit
by boeing747800 April 15, 2025
