Mega Masturbation Mars

Its after Finger Free February and its the same ass Destroy Dick December but Mega Masturbation Mars is for girls

Girl 1:Are you going to do Mega Masturbation Mars?
Girl 2:Yes

by NiceForWhat November 2, 2019

Mar-a-Lago Milkshake

Donald Trumps ejaculate

At the height of climax, Trump delivers his famous Mar-a-lago milkshake.

by Mr & Mrs Deez April 12, 2024

mars

A perfect genderless being, and also the hottest thing you'll ever see.

To be honest, it's probably a demon come to steal your heart and soul, but it takes damn good care of it so that may not be as bad as you might think.

Holy shit is that mars?? No matter how many times it shows up, it always manages to look hot as hell in a completely different way from the previous day. Damn, I envy it.

by theColdSeason January 16, 2024

Mars Man

Mars Man, a noun is another name for a person that's being extremely boring. But you don't have the confidence to tell them that. Coming from the forgotten, boring Mars Bar and planet Mars.

'My friends being a Mars Man, how do I tell him this' Joey says in his head.

"Ugh." Friend.

by RiyoHitsuyka January 10, 2017

Mar-a-Lagate

The scandal about stolen top secret documents hidden at Mar-a-Lago.

"In the latest chapter of Mar-a-Lagate, President Trump is now claiming that the pictures taken of the recovered secret documents are fake".

by CAescapee October 28, 2022

Mars Quelch

Otherwise known as marsipan,
A little silly guy whos an incredible singer and plays bass and sometimes guitar

Mars Quelch is my favorite singer!!

by OliveDefines December 19, 2024

Mars

that red planet half the size of our planet with the funny little wheeled robots (mars rovers) on it and the little pebbles we call phobos and deimos in its orbit

"hey bro ya wanna go to mars?"

-dave

by boeing747800 April 15, 2025