by BennieBoyTV September 03, 2019
by WeNeedaMedic January 19, 2019
An inability to commit to any engagement* earlier than mid afternoon due to grooming** requirements, preferably rising*** after 8-10 hours sleep. May involve a work of shame.
A Showgirl Morning includes adhering to a glamorous hair and makeup routine.
*Engagements frequently involve burlesque, socializing and dancing at vintage inspired events.
**Frequently involves 2 hour transformation including but not limited to wet setting hair, applying false lashes and red lipstick.
***May rise post sunset as determined by prior social activities and beauty sleep requirements of the individual.
A Showgirl Morning includes adhering to a glamorous hair and makeup routine.
*Engagements frequently involve burlesque, socializing and dancing at vintage inspired events.
**Frequently involves 2 hour transformation including but not limited to wet setting hair, applying false lashes and red lipstick.
***May rise post sunset as determined by prior social activities and beauty sleep requirements of the individual.
by Eva Gardenia November 15, 2018
when u finish a tank of liquid in your vape, go to sleep and in the morning (allowing for the previous nights vape juice to condense and cool from the vigorous seshing) treat yourself to the morning cherry, which, is the extra two hits that you can get from the prior nights liquid before you get the subsequent harsh hit of burnt coil.
NOTE: this is specifically for thc liquid, if u put nic in vape just smoke a blem u patty.
NOTE: this is specifically for thc liquid, if u put nic in vape just smoke a blem u patty.
"the morning cherry is a beautiful thing"
"man, woke up on a saturday and treated myself to a morning cherry"
"man, woke up on a saturday and treated myself to a morning cherry"
by GR4SSM4N October 20, 2020
Waking up with morning wood when you realized its been a long time since you have masturbated. Wondering if you can make it through the day, you have to make a deciscion weather to stay home all day and jerk, or go to work and hide your boner in your waistband.
Jack: Dude, I can't keep hiding this stiffy! Our receptionists tits are just so nice!
Vito: Man I told you you should have made The Morning Deciscion!
Vito: Man I told you you should have made The Morning Deciscion!
by SallyMallyHally May 14, 2011
by XxEmoxX July 06, 2017
A talk show featured in the cartoon American Dad!. It stars two female cohosts, Trish and Suze or The Sizzle who with a large audience almost exclusively made of lonely housewives invite people on their show to show off whatever they have but usually end up getting attacked by the hosts and audience because they are super drunk.
by StanSmithTERRORIST February 23, 2022