Mississippi roadhouse

When you're so drunk you pick the fat prostitute to fuck and end up with her sucking you off with hot sauce on the tip of your dick, making you scream "crocodile nuts" to make her stop.

Man ...last night I got so wasted I ended up getting a Mississippi roadhouse.

by Icehollowcome69 November 25, 2021

Mississippi Special

An absolutely nauseating girl or woman, usually between the ages of 16-27, but can come in any age. They are easily recognized by their daisy duke shorts with the top button undone because they're two sizes too small, and cowboy boots or UGGS. They have been ran through by every guy in your school/place of work and somehow still have the audacity to think they're a prize. What most second-rate Southern Belle types become. Despite being complete whores, they're usually decently good-looking which is how they bait their prey. Typically found in Mississippi but can also be spotted in neighboring states such as Georgia, Alabama, and as far out as West Virginia. Beware.

Favorite Sayings: "I'm not like other girls", "I only have guy friends", "Girls don't like me"

Guy 1: That's a pretty good-looking broad.
Guy 2: Stay clear, man. That's a straight Mississippi Special.

by Yous_urname May 13, 2021

Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it

I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.

by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021

Mississippi spit in missy

The act of spitting your chewing tobacco into your woman’s butthole.

“How did it go last night?”
“Oh great, hank gave me a Mississippi spit in missy. Gotta hit the bathroom. Some kodiak is shooting out my back door.”

by Medicjeff February 01, 2020

upper mississippi academy

A public charter school in st paul MN, very hands on learning

enroll now at Upper Mississippi academy now ! umissacademy.org

by hugmepls February 13, 2018

Mississippi River Pee

The Specific water in the Mississippi River

I love drinking Mississippi River Pee it tastes like raw eggs

by KaiTheCrusader June 25, 2022

Mississippi soak

Inserting your member into a chicken or small fowl. Then hold said fowl against a wall or stationary object with your own dead weight and remain motionless. The kickin chicken will do the rest of work. The harder chickens to catch are the top performers. The effort is typically worth the reward.

Friday evenings I like to unwind with a little Mississippi soak and a vintage bottle of OxyContin while MeeMaw is at bingo.

by Bluebillattii April 06, 2024