Marcus Zambrano

the cutest man ever who will melt your heart whenever you see him he also has black air force energy

Yo Marcus Zambrano is a real one

by The Person Who only speaks fax April 24, 2021

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Marcus

A minecraft gardening tool (a hoe).
A man who belongs in a cringe wattpad fanfiction.
A man with over exaggerated expectations.
A man who flirts with people and thinks they think he's hot when he calls them short.
Ass(ter) lover

Emma: Marcus go out with me
Marcus: No I like 50 other women that arent you.
Emma: okay minecraft gardening tool
Marcus: What does that mean?
Emma: Stfu burnt curly fries
Emma: Okay Maccas

by epic_hothuman1 June 21, 2022

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Marcus Meldrew

my crush uwu

marcus meldrew is not impressed

by Bitchiest bitch in town February 20, 2023

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Marcus

Marcus is a great guy! he is smart and kindfull to all his friends. he does great on school and smiles all the time:) he loves math and other things on school. he is also a helpfull friend you want. if you see him, be his friend! mark my words. he is kind and all stuff... BUT he is very for communsimn. he would do anything to make thw world communismn. he only sees future through the communsimn. that is why you really really should be his friend!

person 1 - oh look! it's Marcus!
person 2 - that got damn communsit
person 1 - can't belive he actually thinks communsimn world save earth and human rase.
person 2 - me neither. I can't even belive he made half the world communistic.

by Borned January 29, 2019

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