Bullet Loaf

A single nugget of poop that blasts out of the rectum at high velocity due to the immense backing of gas behind it. Similar to how a gun works. A Bullet Loaf usually results in maximum toilet water splashery.

Bro, I left a Bullet Loaf in your toilet. I'll pay the plumbing bull.

by Cherb Derbitt February 8, 2012

Banana Loaf

The act of licking raw banana loaf or cake batter of a naked person's body parts.

Joe got annoyed with Charlotte for telling their friends about the time he did banana loaf to her.

by Bingbang August 11, 2012

lemon loaf

A tyler that is mostly composed of lemons and bready-cake like goodness. Goes well with english tea.

Also served at Starbucks

A:"Awh man, I love a good lemon loaf."
B:"Yeah Tyler is pretty awesome."

by zaBaker December 27, 2011

Loaf

Also means a cat.
If you call a person a loaf then they are a furry

The loaf pooped in its food can

by UltraLoaf February 28, 2023

loaf check

The process of checking the quality of a cats loaf position.

Loaf check:
- No tail
- No paw visible
That’s a 10/10 loaf

by JoannaMeow March 9, 2023

loaf

1. A complete piece of bread, not a slice.
2. When a dog looks like a loaf of bread.

1. He baked a loaf of bread yesterday.
2. “My dog looks like a loaf of bread!”
“Aww, she’s being a loaf. So cute!”

by aspen411 March 23, 2023

Meef Loaf

Meat loaf that has been queefed upon nightly for a week.

Would you like a slice of Karen's delectable meef Loaf?

by Poopy butt distraction February 1, 2023