When a woman wraps a man’s scrotum around the shaft (the mane) and cuts off the circulation (causing it to turn purple) while giving a handjob.
by Louis CK Lookalike September 7, 2023
Get the purple lionmug. A ruler, leader, or guardian without followers, subjects, or purpose; a figure of power presiding over emptiness.
A symbol of majesty in isolation, evoking the paradox of authority where nothing exists to be ruled.
(figurative) Someone or something impressive yet ultimately unused, overlooked, or unnecessary.
Etymology: Coined phrase combining the lion, traditionally the “king of beasts,” with the bayside, symbolizing a place devoid of subjects to rule over.
A symbol of majesty in isolation, evoking the paradox of authority where nothing exists to be ruled.
(figurative) Someone or something impressive yet ultimately unused, overlooked, or unnecessary.
Etymology: Coined phrase combining the lion, traditionally the “king of beasts,” with the bayside, symbolizing a place devoid of subjects to rule over.
After the company downsized, he sat in his executive office alone—a true Lion of the Bayside.
The half-finished luxury resort, towering over an empty shoreline, looked like a Lion of the Bayside.
She won the election in a town where no one stayed—her title felt like that of a Lion of the Bayside.
His talent was unmatched, but with no audience to witness it, he was a Lion of the Bayside.
The abandoned stadium stood majestic against the sea, like a Lion of the Bayside.
Power without purpose turns even the mightiest into a Lion of the Bayside.
Watching over empty streets during lockdown, the mayor felt like a Lion of the Bayside.
He trained for years in solitude, roaring into the void like a Lion of the Bayside.
The half-finished luxury resort, towering over an empty shoreline, looked like a Lion of the Bayside.
She won the election in a town where no one stayed—her title felt like that of a Lion of the Bayside.
His talent was unmatched, but with no audience to witness it, he was a Lion of the Bayside.
The abandoned stadium stood majestic against the sea, like a Lion of the Bayside.
Power without purpose turns even the mightiest into a Lion of the Bayside.
Watching over empty streets during lockdown, the mayor felt like a Lion of the Bayside.
He trained for years in solitude, roaring into the void like a Lion of the Bayside.
by Barbagann September 2, 2025
Get the Lion of the Baysidemug. when a penis is medically considered micro yet there is a large amount of pubic hair on the shaft of the penis, this makes the penis look like it has a mane (lions mane) with the bear head of penis resembling the face of the lion. since the penis is a micro penis it occasionally retracts in to the body thus the "lion" hides in the the "cave" CAVELION
by wizard cow February 8, 2017
Get the cave lionmug. by Pseudosusie February 17, 2017
Get the Lion Barmug. Arak - a Levantine alcoholic spirit in the anis drinks family. It looks like water, tastes of anise and turns milky white when water is added.
by altndm May 29, 2017
Get the Lion's milkmug. by Saturn idiot May 27, 2018
Get the Saturn Lionsmug. When a woman who is fat and distrusting girgles, at the end of oral, like a sea lion regurgitating a rotten fish.
I was sleeping with this old bitch in Florida that would sea lion gurgle every nite. Candy was her name and she was hoe AF.
by Randy Leighy October 2, 2019
Get the Sea lion gurglemug.