Abraham Lincoln

A guy history books (mis)lead people (especially brown people) into believing his intentions were more noble than they actually were. He was from Kentucky (the South) even though Illinois was called the land of Lincoln since that was where he rose to prominence. Had the South won the Civil War, the narrative wouldn't have been that he was a hero, it would have been that he was a traitor, so in order to protect himself, he had to make sure the North won at any cost. The same history books that write that Lincoln was a hero or a great man also write that guys like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were great men even though they owned slaves.
People seem to forget Abraham Lincoln was a politician and didn't give a fuck about them or future generations of their families, and though it's time the country saw a female president, a female politician would do all the same things as a guy, because she would come from the same human/inhuman race as the male politicians and everyone else, and would be capable of any evil and human weakness a male politician was.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
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The President Lincoln

A sex move involving either two men or a man and a woman. It involves pulling out of either the ass or pussy, turning the partner around, and shooting a cum shot on the back of their head.

Much like how the 16th U.S. president also got a shot to the back of the head
"Dude, Last night Lexi told me to give her the President Lincoln
by Exo2.0 April 17, 2023
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Lincoln Park HS

High School in the Lincoln Park neighborhood of Chicago. Filled with Nerdy IB kids and stoners. Off campus lunch is for seniors only but everyone manages to just leave during lunch regardless of age. They either go to eat or go to the "benches" or the "hill" to go smoke a blunt. Lincoln park is known for having a lot of fights including a stabbing a few days ago. Shits lit at lincoln park.
"Yo where do you wanna go smoke this blunt?"
"Lets go to Lincoln Park HS and boof on the hill
by Lphscluck March 23, 2016
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The most drama filled place on Earth, where If you’re not cheating, you’re getting cheated on. Staff cares more about football than academics. Every 15 year old is pregnant. And teachers boarder line sleep with students with no consequences. And every once in a while we get the substitute that sleeps through 3 blocks. Atleast we still have Mr. Madden.
Lincoln County (GA) High School is a great place to send your kids !!!!
by lchs. May 31, 2022
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Lincoln Stretch

When a man gets a handjob from someone dressed as Abraham Lincoln.
" Danny gave me one hell of a Lincoln Stretch the other day".
by BukakeJones April 06, 2017
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