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Jogger's Log

The condition brought about by performing strenuous physical activity with a loaded colon. Symptoms can range from acute fart pressure buildup to severe mudbutt, and in some cases, sharts.
Sorry for the half-assed performance, coach. I've got a bad case of jogger's log and might fill my britches if I don't keep a full clench.
by Tcd November 21, 2013
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Floppy log

A manitobin term for an unerect penis usually referred to one's own
Hey churt last night I tried to bang my girlfriend but I couldn't because I had a major case of floppy log
by Rock enjoyer March 30, 2022
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hot logging

When you take a dump and its physically hot; officially when geologists log core as soon as it comes out of a drill rigs core hole.
Man I ate too much chilli at the restaurant and spent the night hot logging.
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Dog Log

Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.
“My puppy dropped a massive dog log today. Let’s just say I left it out to dry...”
by driftyshmifty November 16, 2018
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log soggin

When you sit on the toilet for too long after you poop, causing your log to sog in the toilet bowl.
Person_1: *Knocks on bathroom door* Hey you almost done in there?
Pooping_Person: Give me a minute.
Person_1: Come on man, quit log soggin!
by jamseycramsalotinhisass April 7, 2020
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Alaskan logging

The act of multiple people engaging in a competition of doing anal with multiple people, scraping the shit off your dick and measuring who scraped the most off in the span of a week.

The loser then collects all the shit and puts it in a lava lamp, and it forever sits on their nightstand floating beautifully
Me and Cody just got into a Alaskan logging contest and he just got a new lava lamp!
by Alaskan boi December 26, 2020
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sprog log

When someone consumes copious amounts of seaman via their anus that their next stool is majority seaman.
Mel: I have been taking it up the backdoor so much lately im shitting nothing but sprog logs.
by Adzey_jenno July 2, 2016
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