Log Wheels

A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.

Bill: Why is my car so slow?

Dan: You ever thought that maybe you have log wheels.

by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

sprog log

When someone consumes copious amounts of seaman via their anus that their next stool is majority seaman.

Mel: I have been taking it up the backdoor so much lately im shitting nothing but sprog logs.

by Adzey_jenno March 31, 2016

log in to tci

u fucked up

log in to tci so go home

by qazwsxecd November 30, 2020

Atomic log

Part solid and part diarrhea defecation

After encelada nlght I had to bust an atomic log

by Greennuns69 July 27, 2016

Clog Log

A massive deuce birthed with the sole intention of ruining a janitor or plumber’s day.

Tim: How were the bathrooms?
Horace: I dropped the biggest clog log of my life in the shitter.
Tim: Making a big impression, I see.

by Gus Mahler September 23, 2018

Maiden Log

The first log in a fat grump

Just took a shit and that maiden log tore UP my asshole

by ZIEFMOMO October 18, 2021

Doodle Logging

Whenever you have to take a nice solid shit but instead of letting it drop you clench it with your anus. You then waddle over to the bare walls, turn around and bend over to expose the tip of shit and use the walls as your canvas.

Nick forgot to lock the bathroom door again. When I walked in he was doodle logging my walls. I really think he's the next Picasso. I just wish he practiced his craft at his own place.

by Merchaholic March 05, 2020