The condition brought about by performing strenuous physical activity with a loaded colon. Symptoms can range from acute fart pressure buildup to severe mudbutt, and in some cases, sharts.
Sorry for the half-assed performance, coach. I've got a bad case of jogger's log and might fill my britches if I don't keep a full clench.
by Tcd November 21, 2013
Get the Jogger's Logmug. Hey churt last night I tried to bang my girlfriend but I couldn't because I had a major case of floppy log
by Rock enjoyer March 30, 2022
Get the Floppy logmug. When you take a dump and its physically hot; officially when geologists log core as soon as it comes out of a drill rigs core hole.
by cortez_da_killerccojkjdsjsdjds April 23, 2018
Get the hot loggingmug. Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.
by driftyshmifty November 16, 2018
Get the Dog Logmug. Person_1: *Knocks on bathroom door* Hey you almost done in there?
Pooping_Person: Give me a minute.
Person_1: Come on man, quit log soggin!
Pooping_Person: Give me a minute.
Person_1: Come on man, quit log soggin!
by jamseycramsalotinhisass April 7, 2020
Get the log sogginmug. The act of multiple people engaging in a competition of doing anal with multiple people, scraping the shit off your dick and measuring who scraped the most off in the span of a week.
The loser then collects all the shit and puts it in a lava lamp, and it forever sits on their nightstand floating beautifully
The loser then collects all the shit and puts it in a lava lamp, and it forever sits on their nightstand floating beautifully
by Alaskan boi December 26, 2020
Get the Alaskan loggingmug. When someone consumes copious amounts of seaman via their anus that their next stool is majority seaman.
by Adzey_jenno July 2, 2016
Get the sprog logmug.