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London (name)

the worst kind of people. they are rude and have hate for everything.
oh is that London (name). yea man we should go before they hurt us.
by Kaseya November 20, 2021
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Londoner

A person with a genuine birth certificate that states the named person was born in the City of London Maternity Hospital. (Unfortunately, shortly after I was born, it was closed down - can't think why...)

The hospital closed in the late 1950's, so unless you were a home birth within the City of London, after that date, YOU ARE NOT A LONDONER. Westminster is merely a London Borough, not London. London is The Square Mile.
"Where were you born?"
"Fleet Street, East Side of the Griffin. I'm a Londoner, I live in Middle Temple."
"I'm from Hackney."
"Ah, a cockney."
by The Cloak Lady July 17, 2014
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London

I just went to london and now have the munchies
by jerseygirl21 January 9, 2012
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Londoine

(Noun) Londoine is a word used to describe any place that food can be acquired or purchased from. Londoine in the true sense of the word refers to a specific canteen in a secondary school in the UK. The word has been widely and heavily used amongst communities at this school for several years.

The founding community of the word Londoine are: Ell Da Peach, Rice-o, Extreme Varns, Famous Poker Player Ross Wiggum and The Almighty Shaky Grant
"We goin londoine or what"

"Im fucking starvin, lets go londoine"

"Bollocks, londoine is bastard closed today cuz of that induction day shit"

"Here comes Rice-o with his pizza and chocolate donut from londoine"
by The Big Dawg September 9, 2008
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london poche

some chick that gives some killer rim jobs. i.e. lesbian who is a fork fetish and touches herself with a blue, rubber fork then precedes to eat her soup. Starred in America's infamous film of 2007 "Two Girls, One Cup" as the "indian beaner chick."
?!?! "Is that a London Poche?" *gasp* "It is! Look at her fork!"
by hanes underwaer April 26, 2010
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Loondogy

One who acts much cooler than he really is, especially in situations that contradict that, such as while gaming.
Rick- That Loondogy's such a pretentious douche.
James- I know. He said he's had sex with my mom while playing an amazing solo on the banjo and writing a thesis on quantum physics during a game of COD. I have strong reason to disagree.
by Phyrefight July 28, 2011
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London Fog

When a male ejaculates onto the eyes of someone as they are waking up causing the victim to be blinded as if in the midst of a thick fog.
David enjoyed watching Daniel struggle to see after the London Fog David surprised him with.
by the.sweetness January 2, 2015
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