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L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F

let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face
me: it’s L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F day!!!
her: what the fuxk does that mean?
me: let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face
her: oh... hell yes
by leave me to suck her cooter November 4, 2019
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D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

- Hey bro, i just got new pc.
- D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F (Do I look like i give a fuck?)
by KillSed December 17, 2019
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D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

Preston: Hey that truck has D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F on the back of that truck

Haley: Oh its slang for being out there.
by Fergaloodoo March 2, 2020
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D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F, which also means Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck, is to be used when you want how litlle you care.
-Hey man, my dad just died
-D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
by ollycoly May 8, 2020
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Abbreviation for "A bad child's dad eats freaking gummy horses inside of jack's kitchen lying more nastily over plates of quietly presenting residents of sappy towns ukuleles viciously whining of a xenas nappy zebra.".
girl: a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z.

another girl: omg I'm that xena.

girl:what does a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z even mean?

another girl: A bad child's dad eats freaking gummy horses inside of jack's kitchen lying more nastily over plates of quietly presenting residents of sappy towns ukuleles viciously whining of a xenas nappy zebra
by girlwhohatesliving January 30, 2021
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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

this is the american alphabet for my 3 yr olds
The word a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z means hello
by psuedyon November 22, 2022
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