Kyle

A bosses pet, sucks the occasional cock to stay under the wing. Can often be found driving a clapped out Z71 spittin baccer chew, operator of a shovel and sits on toilets before removing the plunger.
Man that guy Kyle ain’t done shit all day
by The lout October 25, 2019
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A 14 year boy who nonstops drink monster, juul, plays Fortnite, thinks they can skate, and shit talks their mom.
Mom: “ I’m taking away your juul, Kyle”.
Kyle: “FUCK YOU BITCH IT WAS TOOTIE FROOTY”!
Mom: “ And, your PlayStation”.
Kyle: “LISTEN HERE KAREN, YOUR JUST MAD BECAUSE DAD LEFT YOU”
by Thicc Nig Nate October 29, 2019
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A guy that drinks Monster's and punches drywall. Otherwise worthless.
Kyle: Mom where are the Monster's?

Mom: We are out.

Kyle: *Screams and punches drywall*
by CrazySkittlez June 10, 2019
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A fucking retard who believes monster energy gives him super powers and is into doing the dumbest things he can think of just to prove he’s not as retarded as everyone else thinks.
by KingTaylor898 July 13, 2019
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by Xtrap June 01, 2020
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is a very kind and handsome man, but usually falls in love with people with the first letter J and has lots of friends
Kyle is at it again... being handsome as ever
by fghdfdg July 05, 2021
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A chubby gamer who can’t get a girlfriend and is always simpin he likes to think he’s a hype beast when he’s flexing his dads money.
Little timmy your dad is overweight and single is his name Kyle?
by NO_Simpin_kings June 17, 2020
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