Rather similar to the phrase 'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery' though used in even less amusing and more wearisome circumstances. Generally used to describe management or any cack-handed effort at leadership when the job ought to be easy for a small subnormal child to do, particularly in an actual slaughterhouse, where everything breaks down constantly. Or livestock never turns up and everyone waits relentlessly.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.
The job is fucked (has gone to shit) as usual. Whist observing a manager running arround like a blue arsed fly, utterly devoid of any intellegent suggestion or decision and with an impending audit looming:
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.
by 2bilious January 11, 2012
Get the couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse mug.1. To play a popular video game with a friend in platonic fashion.
Usage note: Nescient individuals often refer to this activity erroneously as "playing Halo".
Usage note: Nescient individuals often refer to this activity erroneously as "playing Halo".
"You want to Kill Aliens later on?" "Yeah, but if we're fighting the Flood, you'd better let me pick up the first shotgun this time."
"Are you guys playing Halo later on?" "No, we're Killing Aliens."
"Are you guys playing Halo later on?" "No, we're Killing Aliens."
by Timothy West May 16, 2008
Get the Killing Aliens mug.When comparing two things with eachother. Mashup between kinda and alike.
(I have no idea if this is a real word but one time I accidently said kinlike isntead of "kinda alike", moreover it's an accidently mixed up word.)
(I have no idea if this is a real word but one time I accidently said kinlike isntead of "kinda alike", moreover it's an accidently mixed up word.)
by xiao176 March 4, 2022
Get the kinlike mug.
Get the kinlings mug.by sportster_16301 December 30, 2003
Get the kiliu mug.by Sophie,Casey and Lauren January 26, 2007
Get the killin' cable mug.by Reese Raft December 23, 2007
Get the killin the strip mug.