B&E Kink

You're sexually aroused by a random stranger breaking into your home and practically taking advantage of you
.... consensually ofc 👀
Her: I have a B&E kink

Him: Leave your window cracked before you go to bed🤪

Him:**Climbs into her window at midnight**

Her:**Still up studying for an exam**

9-1-1 what's your emergency
by $PayNique15 July 29, 2022
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Choking Kink

Someone who gets turned on by getting choked during/before/after sex
Woah David, better watch out when strangling CJ cause they have a choking kink!
by SakuraSets March 29, 2021
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The Monti Kink

The banging of undesirable agrophobic women in caravans. Said women are often classed as double baggers and are mainly in it for the wonga.
When a bloke called Derrick went a bit mad and wanted to try something different. The Monti kink was the answer to his penicular dreams.
by NaughtyDan June 25, 2021
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Kink Lord

when you get all of the kinks out of the hose in one go
“hey son that was impressive you’re such a kink lord!”
by appleuser14 November 27, 2021
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Distoharm Kink

Liking provoked people to threaten or harshly correct you. Usually accompanied by degradation kink and masochism, not all the time though.
"Yeah, Sarah got SO turned on when I got annoyed at her for getting an easy question wrong, she totes has a Distoharm Kink."
by Chogoyuun December 07, 2022
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Afer Kink Hunt

Something that you shouldn't be.
by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022
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fork kink

the act of shoving a fork inside someone’s anus
yo bru i just shoved a fork up my friends ass and it was amazing she def has a fork kink
by bigbluenuts March 22, 2022
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