When your girl gives you a hand job milking your cock like a cow’s udder.
Typically performed while male is on all fours with cock dangling down like an engorged cow udder. Milking to competition in a bucket or glass optional.
Typically performed while male is on all fours with cock dangling down like an engorged cow udder. Milking to competition in a bucket or glass optional.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2017
Get the Udder Jobmug. A Jimmy Job is when you do something on the rush, in other words, an improvised thing. A more formal equivalent expression would be To do something on the run
In Sense8 Season 2 episode 3 when Sun was breaking out of prison Nomi and her friend Bug were trying to hack the system, then Nomi asked bug :
Nomi: Bug?
Bug: I got something. Bit of a jimmy-job
Nomi: Bug?
Bug: I got something. Bit of a jimmy-job
by Plitz June 15, 2018
Get the jimmy-jobmug. by GapJobMaster67 June 14, 2011
Get the Gap Jobmug. a job that one holds for a few weeks or so to scratch together some cash. when the money is no longer necessary or a new job is acquired, one will simply stop showing up.
person a - “how are you liking the coffee shop gig?”
person b - “it’s alright so far but it’s just a burner job - i’ll be gone in a week.”
person b - “it’s alright so far but it’s just a burner job - i’ll be gone in a week.”
by elibelli June 7, 2018
Get the burner jobmug. This occurs when a rookie bong user proceeds to wrap their lips over the top of a bong as if they were about to perform fellatio. Witnesses usually express laughter, and disgust.
Steve to Stacey - "Hey Stacey, stop blowin the bong, it's NOT your boyfriends penis!"
Fred to Steve - "Is Stacey givin Bong Jobs again? I thought I told her not to."
Fred to Steve - "Is Stacey givin Bong Jobs again? I thought I told her not to."
by Wheeler69 March 9, 2013
Get the Bong Jobmug. The precursor to the term "blow job". some time in the past people would refer to the act as a "below job" since it was done "down there". When spoken quickly it often sounds like blowjob thus creating that term.
Hey Johnny, I had a swell time last night! Why don't we hop in your Edsel and I give you a below job.
by A. Roy August 10, 2006
Get the below jobmug. When someone goes to the bathroom and leaves the door open because they have little time before they shit/pee themselves.
It's called that way because the colosseum has no doors.
It's called that way because the colosseum has no doors.
Dude 1: Last night I really had to go. I was about to shit my self so I did a Colosseum Job.
Dude 2: Ew, get away from me you sick bastard.
Dude 2: Ew, get away from me you sick bastard.
by cjredskin September 13, 2009
Get the Colosseum Jobmug.