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Jollie jellies

A type of drug that makes one so high they piss shit and shit piss.
Tim:Yo ho pass me them jollie jellies before the popo shut me down

Your mum: Coming right up do you want a BJ as well
by Pimpbitch666 February 21, 2011
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bum jelly

A light brown jelly substance often blow out of the anus with large flatulance outburst.
Made from fecal matter formed in the anus it is often discovered too late in the lining of underwear.
Often visually compared to dog food jelly.

A known delicacy in Belgium when served on toast.
Would you like any topping for your toast?

Have you got any Bum Jelly?

Yes, we have some made fresh this morning.

Brilliant, spread it thick please.
by Bum jelly slerper November 28, 2016
mugGet the bum jellymug.

jelly jabber

1. noun: penis
2. noun (pejorative): person displaying a mindless persistence reminiscent of the machine-like repetitive thrusts of a penis engaged in intercourse
1. How's your jelly-jabber?
2. Uh oh, there goes that jelly-jabber again...
by Songg Righta March 14, 2004
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jelly rabbit

n. the occasionally-lethal side-effect of a malpracticed jello rabbit. Excessively deep penetration of the bubble-soaked lips into the rectum incurs the wrath of a full four-course Korean dinner in enema form, sprayed all over the face of the naive jello rabbit performer.
Although Lee Kim Park was firmly mounted on my face, my little slip-up ended with a thick flow of jelly rabbit down my throat and in all of my facial orifici...
by cockbeast October 30, 2007
mugGet the jelly rabbitmug.

jelly toast

like being jelly jealous but so jealous that jelly just isnt enough to describe it
you got a new car i am beyond jelly im like jelly toast
by allie14 August 17, 2011
mugGet the jelly toastmug.

jelly bracelets

for the punk-ish or emo kidds they are most typically used to hide razor marks. the more bracelets the more coverage so people don't see what you don't want them to see.
Girl #1: why do you have so many jelly bracelets?

Girl #2: i had a rough night last night.

Girl #1: huh?
by the girl you tend to judge November 7, 2007
mugGet the jelly braceletsmug.

Toe Jelly

The gummy substance between your toes. It is a magical combination of lint, sweat, dirt, bacteria and fungus. Health food store use it to enhance the flavor of their smoothies
She was so flexible that she could lick out her own toe jelly.
by dbeastly1 April 19, 2017
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