Jade Puget

he is sooo amazing, best guitarist, sexiest man i've ever seen, I LOVE HIM!
and davey too because hes a beautiful and amazing musician. Their both hott ooooohhhhh JADE DO ME NOW

HOT HOT HOT HOT beautiful sexy sexy man... great guitarist too..

by el.t February 5, 2004

dirty jade

Acting as a coverup for your gay boyfriend.

She’s definitely being a dirty jade for Gabriel.

by Toasted balls 1469 April 12, 2020

Jade Monkey

Found in the greater Milwaukee Area, a treasured statue small in size often valued by only elite collectors.

Was recently stolen from an elite collection just outside Milwaukee and has yet to be recovered

"Someone's life may be on the line"

Find the jade monkey, there are 13 clues.

by M1STY January 13, 2008

Jade Ovington

Jade Ovington'- Is the word used for a legend who acts blonde but has 'supringlsy that sounded intellgent' moments , a girl who will make you laugh till you hurt and is extremely beautiful! also known as a 'ovo

OMG, That girl is such a 'Jade Ovington'!

by harrietftw November 22, 2010

sara-jade

A girl who can bend her legs impossibly and enjoys having sex in flexible positions. Put off by condoms and enjoys the rush of catching STD's. Wakes up to a cum smoothie every morning.

"OMG did you break your leg?"
"No I'm just a Sara-jade >:)"

by Trollswag69345 October 12, 2013

Jade Turtle

A Jade Turtle is special sex act performed on a man provided at an Asian massage parlor. The masseuse, dripping a small amount of oil onto the mans flaccid penis, gently squeezes the foreskin over the head, pinching it loosely with thumb and forefinger. The opposite hand then tickles the balls or nipples until the penis becomes erect, pushing and poking out of the foreskin like a curious turtles head.

'Man, I stopped at this Asian Massage parlor last week, and before I got my happy ending, the masseuse gave me a Jade Turtle!"

by Dr Knob September 24, 2010

Jade Cole

The most annoying, arrogant, bitchy contestant EVER on Americas Next Top Model.(cycle 6)

Jade Cole; "I am an undiscovered supermodel. When people see me on the street, they're like: who is this girl?"

by Flodrik April 16, 2009