This Just In: You're a Jackass

A smart-ass retaliation to the insult Newsflash: I don't care.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.

by _allismine_ May 17, 2006

Just Don't Care

Not caring; throwing arm over shoulder.

1. Person "You're taking a break from bowling"
Cameron Garbutt "I just don't care", (Flings arm over shoulder)

Person: Your house has been burnt down
Garbutt: Does it look like I care? Cus I just don't care. (Flings arm over shoulder)

by I wish I was Cameron Garbutt November 7, 2011

Just Jizz January

Just Jizz January means you need to jizz everyday on the January month. You need to jizz on your dresser, console, cat, dog, anything in your house.

Aye man, you know about Just Jizz January?

Yeah but i got punished for jizzing on my cat.

by octnee January 6, 2021

Just hustlin'

Used when answering the phone or greeting a friend in real life or on messenger in place of 'nm'

Dwayne: Hey man, whats poppin?
Deshawn: Just hustlin'...you good, dawg?

by VincentPhuket August 27, 2009

just doin me

Doin your own thing. Worrying about yourself. Not worrying about what anyone else thinks.

Dave: What's up with you cuz?
Me: Im just doin me.

by D-Chill June 11, 2006

Just Light the Bag

Choosing the easiest and most satisfying way to resolve a situation even if it isn't necessarily the best way. Refers to the instructions found on a bag of instant light charcoal.

Person 1: I dunno...should I nail my best friend's mom?
Person 2: Just light the bag, man. Just light the bag.

by HddnPlace December 23, 2007

Im just tired

A phrase used to subvert the true cause.

Used when no good excuse is readily available.

Also used to hide ailments such as Hangovers, Head aches, Distrust, Guilt...ect.

May also be used as a literal statement yet rarely ever is.

"Hey Bob, you look sick."
"No, Im just tired."

by DakotaMaybe June 13, 2013