Jacob 

Loves photos of himself, extremely vain, adores cats (NOT a dog person), disgusted by coffee, liable to take a job as a clown/cowboy, shares an emotional connection with Maddie Ziegler, prone to slow dancing to songs such as "Hit the Quan"

jacob couldn't hear me because he was too busy talking

Jacob by clownboy May 30, 2018

Jacob 

A very sassy and hilarious bestie. Jacobs be workin' it! Will make funny jokes and some will be check'n out those shirtless guys in the summer! Some tend to go guy shopping with there Hispanic bestie! They tend to have glasses and dyed hair sometimes. They also tend to be fabulous!!

Person1: Who is that sassy Boi?

Bestie: Thats what u call a Jacob.

Jacob by Pastel_Trash June 2, 2018

Jacob 

Jacob is a piece of trash and a sore loser. Never play him in a game he will cheat and be a bitch. Also he got a thing for Alexis.

Jacob is trash straight fact

Jacob by thetrue g June 4, 2018

Jacob 

Fat as with pube hairs on his neck, totally steals shit, and is fuckin rich, flexes on everyone, and is a total dushbag to a certain person.

Dude Jacob totally swooped in and stole my girl now hes gunna smash her while he slaps her with his gucci belt.

Jacob by mcnibbins June 4, 2018

Jacob 

A tall, slim, mALE with an annoying as hell voice who walks around looking like freaking slenderman. He's shit at fortnite and always comes 56th. However, he usually uses other peoples victory screenshots and puts them on snapchat to act as if he's amazing at fortnite. In reality, he's not. Jacob is just an annoying thot who prefers to play on minecraft servers and roleplay with his 8 year old pixel friends

Jacob: neeydyshegfrgweuqdsyf

Random kiddo: shut up, you're actually so annoying

Jacob by Sir Cunty McCuntface June 6, 2018

Jacob 

Big nipples and a amazing guy

Jacob has the best nips

Jacob by fortnite incredible June 9, 2018

jacob 

This person may not be girlfriend material, but is always available to give a shoulder to cry on. Jacob is a very loud and energetic person and may sometimes annoy you, but when you need him to be there he sure will try.

Girl: That Jacob sure is a piece of work!
Boy: No, he is nice. He is okay with being friendzoned and his fat is warm and comforting.

jacob by Squidward666 June 9, 2018