Jarred Yeah

Jarred….YEAHHHHHH

Jarred Yeah

by gnpboiii July 8, 2021

Eating mayonnaise out of the jar

Tasty?

Common response to this: getting called pearl.

Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"

by mlgdoge_12343 April 27, 2024

Jarred Legare

a fat piece of shit who gets mad easily but scared of their own shadow. he wears a giant 3x hoodie cause thats the only article of clothing that fits him. forgot to mention that the hoodie is orange so it leaves everyone to wonder who painted an elephant orange.

man jarred legare is so fucking fat god damn!!!!

by jlegare fan April 5, 2019

JAR

That is whack and not cool, not lit

That dudes car is so jar. His hair is jar as hell.

by HOUNDDOG(STATIC'S MASTER) March 31, 2022

jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample, usually for fertility testing or IVF.

I will be late for work today, I got to go JIZZ N A JAR for my girl's IVF

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

Jar

A glass, typically a pint of beer, especially Guinness. In Ireland a jar usually ends up as many more than just one.

I'll be back in an hour love! I'm just nippin' out for a quick jar.

by anonymous September 30, 2021

Undercover Tip Jar

The donation box at the cash register of a store.

Jimothy: I just donated to the Jumpstart Charity box at Canadian Tire!
Billiam: you mean the Undercover Tip Jar??

by Harvey HugeCock May 23, 2021