yellow iron

Swinger slang for Cialis. Erectile dysfunction medicine that is yellow and makes your penis rigid. Play on the slang for heavy construction equipment such as a bulldozer.
We have ten couples and two unicorns at the sex club tonight. I'm going to need some yellow iron to keep up with this crowd.
by Claymax2 July 27, 2017
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Wimbling Iron

Any tool which is not a hammer (such as a large spanner), which is used as a hammer. Often deployed in inaccessible places, e.g. when working underneath a car, in the absence of a hammer. Almost the opposite of the Manchester screwdriver
The nut was so tight that it wouldn't undo, so I hit the wrench with a wimbling iron and that loosened it.
by phild January 14, 2013
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ironic skeuomorph

A skeumorph that is self-functional.

Self-function begins as meta-representation (juxtaposition) and ends as representation (self-reference).

A medium for conveying irony.

Including but not limited to vignettes, books, television, GIF's, and memes.
An ironic skeuomorph is self-referencing to the point of being a medium-in-itself.
by sandraxine September 12, 2018
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Hyper-Ironic

being unironic about irony but hiding the true forms of truth or sincerity or the origin of the irony being discussed, inherently actually being ironic, in all cases, like verbally, or situationally, or dramatically, but expressing to the audiences as unironic.
"gUyS,, i"m t0ttAllY b3iNg uN1r0nIc, BuT tRu5t Me WhEn I sAy Th15, Hyper-Ironic iSRAEEEEEELLLLLLL"
by certified.female.person.human November 23, 2022
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leg iron

Your significant other, usually referred to when married or have been together for a while.
How’s the old leg iron?
Aye she’s fettling well, bloody moaning cow
by Dogburster October 29, 2020
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Ironing the flaps

Sucking on pussy lips so hard the wrinkles come out.
Met a girl at the bar and we went to her place and i was ironing the flaps for her.
by Rylund Guy August 08, 2020
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iron sloth

A slow fat black man who works in the metal industry
Man, that guy is such an iron sloth
by Beebopboop December 03, 2018
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