Inch Investigator

A person, typically a woman, who will reject a guy who is shorter than 5’11” due to their unreasonable height requirement in a potential partner.

The inch investigator ghosted me because I didn’t wear my shoe inserts.

by K0z254 August 25, 2022

nine inch nail

1. A member of the band Nine Inch Nails
2. An erect penis

1. Ayo man, I got to meet the best nine inch nail last night, Trent Reznor.
2. Oh shit, that's quite the nine inch nail there.

by Tako#2739 July 30, 2021

Grow an inch

When Zara told oliver to grow an inch it was gross.

Yo homie grow an inch

by Trollfaceliver July 10, 2021

Optical inch

When you man scape and shave your pubes, the male genitals look an inch bigger

The optical inch makes nudes more impressive

by Therealmvpofthegame June 27, 2020

The Extra Inch

Podcast (whatever that is) about Tottenham Hotspur

Did you listen to the new episode of The Extra Inch yet?

by creamfirst August 26, 2021

one inch demon

A confident little penis that can please a partner all night long

"his one inch demon wouldn't stop, not even at 10 am!"

by Ariegl July 16, 2018

nine inch nail

1. A word for a member of the band Nine Inch Nails. Properly capitalized in order to signify that it's pertaining to NIN.

2. A dick that's nine inches.

1. Trent Reznor's my favorite Nine Inch Nail.

2. That's quite the nine inch nail you've got there.

by Tako#2739 August 17, 2021