pipe hugger

(n)- Girl who loves cock. Not derogatory. Just a girl who has a natural appreciation for all things dick.

I like Mary Jane, she is a sweet down to earth pipe hugger.

by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

Shit Pipe

Grant Wilkinson, e.g to take it up the anus.

I'd love to put it up her shit pipe.

I'd tear her a new shit pipe.

by cockslice March 1, 2009

straight pipe

Straight piping is an aggressive form of deep throat oral sex. This is when a girl lays on her back on a bed (or some other object) and tilts her head back over the edge so her throat is no longer at an angle. In effect, it forms a "straight pipe." Often seen in pornography.

Yo man I banged this girl last night, she was like a pornstar dude! She even let me straight pipe her!

by Dick M. Down March 17, 2008

Pipe Dream

A low hope or something that is almost impossible to achieve.

David: I been lifting for 15 years and now I'm 28 years old my max bench press is 275 lbs. Would I ever bench press 405 lbs.

Joe: That's a pipe dream.

David: ... :(

by DKXStambull November 13, 2011

Piping Cold

The act of engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse with one or more partners. Discovered by two young scholars once coming across a Dunkin Donuts advertisement for ice cold beverages.

1. Malcolm: Hey bruh, you might wanna take this Magnum, who knows, you might get lucky tonight.

Martin: 1. I get lucky EVERY night. and 2. *slaps condom to the ground* I dont need those. I Pipe Cold.

2. Amber: OMG those Phi Psi guys are so attractive, cultured, and in shape. I'd let any and every one of them pipe cold.

Katt: You're disgusting.

3. Thank the BasedGod for the day after pill. I'd be a not so proud father of 7 if it weren't for these things because i stay Piping Cold.

by The Hood Sage June 16, 2011

kid pipe

Referring to the Vagina.

What's stuck in your kid pipe?

by Tunty J January 19, 2005

pipe-cleaner

the mythical first pish after a session of spanking ones ham, which clears ones steaky pipe of any remaining wankpiss

Me : Oh, i had a pipe-cleaner about 10mins ago, refreshing...to the max

Paul : dont worry, theres no sugar...

by Oliver Q. Cuntbuttock September 20, 2008