Cloud puppy

A homosexual puppy

You're dog is really sweet. Is it a cloud puppy?

by Cloudpuppy69 July 10, 2017

Cloud Brain

The morning after a day of heavy weed smoking, where you can't focus on anything and your IQ drops 60 points.

Paul: Dude you drove the wrong way what were you thinking??
Danny: Sorry man I think I have cloud brain, I can't focus on anything.

by masterblanket March 28, 2015

Watching the clouds

When sitting upside down on a couch so that your legs are where your head should be and then have someone squat over your face and fart.

My friend was watching the clouds, I was getting rid of last nights curry gas.

by R.Kelly55 March 26, 2021

fragrance cloud

noun- a hovering smell emitted from the rectum. slang- to fart

A revitalization of the word "fart" with a more positive spin. Similar to using the word "estates" for a trailer community, or "gourmet" on microwaveable dinners.

"When I produce a fragrance cloud, I usually blame the dog or toddler."

"Dude, I just crop-dusted you with a fragrance cloud. Enjoy!"

by HotFuzz April 20, 2014

Cloud Surfing

The act of using powdered cocaine as a sexual lubricant. (Warning: May cause failure of drug test)

I went cloud surfing all weekend, and I didn't even have to get out of bed!!!

by cloudsurfingbfa June 30, 2011

fart cloud

an insult, interchangable with douche-bag or shit-head

if a guy was being an ass you'd say "hey, man, stop being such a fart cloud"

by Jawn September 28, 2003

blowing clouds

Playing wrong notes or sour notes on a wind instruments.

Don't ever hire those musicians again! They kept on blowing clouds at the party!

by pentozali August 6, 2009