leg iron

Your significant other, usually referred to when married or have been together for a while.

How’s the old leg iron?
Aye she’s fettling well, bloody moaning cow

by Dogburster October 29, 2020

Iron Maiden

There are two definitions of Iron Maiden

1. A device of torture where you are placed in a casket with spikes in it and it is closed

2. A kick ass metal band with songs like Number of the Beast and The Trooper

1. Let's use the iron maiden on him
2. Dude I saw iron maiden live in concert

by Trexlizzard May 21, 2018

Iron Shower

When someone has an extremely bloody nose, especially one that is profusely bleeding with seemingly no end, and they sneeze, showering anything and everything in the blast cone with usually iron-rich blood.

Johnny gave us an Iron Shower at the soccer game last weekend when he caught a cleat to the face and then the pollen that was kicked up triggered an allergic reaction. It was like a bottle of Heinz Ketchup exploded all over the place.

by The-Italian-Stallion October 21, 2022

ironic skeuomorph

A skeumorph that is self-functional.

Self-function begins as meta-representation (juxtaposition) and ends as representation (self-reference).

A medium for conveying irony.

Including but not limited to vignettes, books, television, GIF's, and memes.

An ironic skeuomorph is self-referencing to the point of being a medium-in-itself.

by sandraxine September 11, 2018

Iron man

A legend played by Robert Downey jr. With a key line I am Iron Man facing against Thanos. Has a daughter Morgan Stark and his wife pepper potts also mentor of spider-man

He said good bye to his father in endgame but sacrificed himself for others, he is a true hero. We will forever love him 3000 . He is the reason for Marvel success and the success of avengers winning thanos

#ironman #avengers #endgame #iloveyou3000

Iron Man , Tony stark, is an absolute legend

by Iron man is love June 16, 2019

iron micheal

The art of adding homemade cream to a ladies decreamed breakfast soup.

Linda loved when I iron Michealed her.

by Breakfastsoup July 17, 2017

iron teat

1. The end of your gun

2. The bullets coming toward your face from said gun

Early Cuyler: "Get the hell off my property, 'less y'all wantin' to suckle on my iron teat"

by jables11 March 14, 2011