Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.
- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
by chocolatecroissants December 7, 2019
Get the Hot Pocketingmug. When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.
P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
by fucjsucnsluts July 9, 2017
Get the Egyptian Hot Pocketmug. When you're sitting down and push out a fart but shit comes out instead and squeezes up the back of your pants.
by Lothar January 13, 2018
Get the Hot Pocketmug. by DONKEYFUCKERPUNCH August 18, 2017
Get the hot donkey pocketmug. Rafael and Nikki invited Sam over for a threesome. Nikki was on her period which was perfect because Sam was hungry for a hot pocket.
by Rafael&Teegan June 26, 2021
Get the Hot Pocketmug. Bro I was one of the 3 guy's in a 3 guys 1 hot pocket last night and it was so sexy! She had all of her holes filled with shit!
by Silas Ramsbottom May 23, 2016
Get the 3 guys 1 hot pocketmug. Hey did u hear “Gammy said mommy has that hot pocket coochie”? “Yea” I don't know what that means tho it's just what Gammy said.
by isaiah11jr December 22, 2023
Get the Hot Pocket Coochiemug.