Horngry

Being aroused by food

Chad: Did you ever watch that gabagool mix?
Matt: No, I need to.
Chad: A lot of shots of a granite tabletop and the wet slap of cold cuts in wax paper on cold stone.
Matt: You're making me horngry.

by Gabagool Jones June 11, 2021

Hornored

Horny with honor.

"I would be hornored if you let me feck you on your step sisters bed."

by Mr. Lovee September 7, 2021

Horngry

When a person *cough* Armie Hammer *cough* is both hungry and horny at the same time. The events do not need to be mutually exclusive *cough* Armie Hammer *cough*.

“Dude did you see the Armie Hammer DMs?”

“Yeah bro he was so horngry “

by Catfat December 2, 2021

Hornry

Henry's name when he is horny. There is only one option: you have to help Henry, or bad things will happen. Very bad things... Help Henry before it is too late.

Friend: Damn, Henry's been so horny for the past few hours.
Friend 2: Nah man, that's Hornry. We gotta help him get some 🍑 before it's too late.

by muddafucca December 25, 2021

Hornese

The language you speak when you're horny. Typically consisting of euphemisms and double entendres.

That girl asked me if I wanted to hide the salami. Talk about speaking hornese.

by Chandler Fox January 3, 2022

Horngrous

Horny, Hungry and Anxious at the same time. Adding another layer to Horngry

“I don’t know how to feel about this, I’m feeling Horny, Hungry and Anxious all at once!”

“So you’re horngrous?”

“Yeah, that’ll do!”

by notanotherjname January 15, 2022

hosner

A sheet bag. To be up sheet creek without a paddle.

" Godamn they Hosnered my ass and threw away the key! 🗝️ "

by C0rnholi0 January 27, 2022