helin

the master of all furries; furry royalty, loved by all furries and worshipped

omg u are helin?!?!?

by friedchickenwing November 21, 2021

mini-Helen

A misunderstanding of the old scientist/techie joke that a millihelen is the amount of beauty needed to launch one ship. Milli- is the international scientific prefix for 1/1000. Most international units are named after someone -- watt for power, newton for force, ampere for current, and so on. Scientists, techs, and gears who work with those prefixes all the time often attach them to all sorts of made-up units. So a megahelen would be the beauty of a face that launched a billion ships (one million times one thousand) and a nanohelen would be the face that launched one millionth of a ship (one billionth times one thousand). Millihelen worked better a few decades ago when newspapers and TV news often carried stories about ship launchings, because usually the woman christening the ship launch was a First Lady, the Queen, or some senator or lord's wife (what nowadays we call a first wife, the one before the trophy wife), and thus a lizardy old bag that was only sort of recognizably female.

"That one's a mini-Helen."

"Unless she's a real cute midget, you mean she's got about a millihelen. Go back to chemistry class and stop getting your science from Star Trek reruns!"

by old lang guy September 8, 2006

helen keller

this is for gay men. you cum in both his ears and eyes so he is blind and deaf

chris boudion and joseph forasepi are gay and chris fucks him in the ass and pulls out and nuts in his ears and eyes making him like helen keller.

by richard n clay & Jacob & kyle April 6, 2007

Helena

The capital of the State of Montana.......... It is also one of the smallest media markets in the nation. After hitting some research via google images.

This place needs a makeover; it needs some Manhattanization. Sucks to be an aspiring journalist cause you are most likely to start your career in this place!

Better off in NY or LA or Chicago or Boston, at least there are many things to do compared to the Montana capital Helena.

It needs the following to be be the next "NYC" in the future and same goes w/ Billings, Missoula, Pocatello ID, Jackson MS, Dothan AL, Fargo ND, Minot ND, etc. Just by looking at images of these places it isnt that charming. This is just my opinion!

NFL,MLB,NHL,NBA and MLS teams

Great nightlife and scenery

skyscrapers galore.

world famous 24-7 Transit systems

Fashion weeks, fashion shows and lots of entertainment

Super diverse communities and neighborhoods

Helena: the definition says it all....

by citylifelovin December 19, 2011

The Helen Keller

The act in which as you are about to cum, you skeet in the girls ears and eyes that way it makes her temporarily deaf and blind. Then you do whatever you want to her.

I gave this girl the helen keller and then i shit on her pillow and left, she had no clue what was going on because she cou8ldnt hear me or see me.

by 2nd period pandora class May 18, 2010

Helen Keller Dees Nuts

This maneuver is an add on to the "dees nuts" phenomenon. Basically, you fool the victim into gazing at your genitalia without saying a word. You may point at the sack area, or find some way to draw attention to the sack area to invoke the Helen Keller Dees Nuts.

Example 1
Guy 1: Ah dude check this out!! (while pointing at his nutsack)

Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!

Example 2
Guy 1: OUCH!!!!(falling down while pointing at his nutsack)

Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!

by dosisthecollestbandever February 5, 2010

Helinne

a slapper, slut, tart.

Ew, look at her- what a helinne!

by jack the ripper baybe August 29, 2009