dirty haeden

when a young man (usually a homosexual) proceeds to go sexually harass young boy by shoveing rubic cubes up there anus, it could be replaced with a horses penis

My older brother is in jail for a dirty haeden

by Jesus Harold Christ April 5, 2024

dirty haidar

Eating copious amounts of kebab mixed with asian buffet while looking at his mother whilst simultaneously violently masturbating to men dressed as farm animals. He finishes off by shitting in the middle of the public road with the onlook of his mother.

Bro, i pulled a dirty Haidar last night with my girlfriend (mom). It was amazing, dream come true!

by 73kebabsaday August 18, 2025

This has to be hailed as a raging success

Sort of shite a deadbeat says when somethings been a one sided exercise in scoring virtue signalling points

This has to be hailed as a raging success, the hashtag you add when posting staged photos at a wacky warehouse when you have 2 hours free from all day spooneys sesh to spend with your kids

by Buffoon in a park December 5, 2020

Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day

You Slap Your Tallest Friend AS HARD AS YOU COULD

Hey Its Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day! SO YOU BETTER RUN!

by Lasaaaaa September 28, 2021

Zoe h and Haden k

Typically one of those relationships where it may seem odd and misplaced but in reality is perfectly fitting. Some would say

Damn did you see Zoe h and Haden k man they are goals!!

by Rosco4575 January 7, 2022

Kaliyah B + Haden V

Pretty sweet relationship (Very happy, very cool), almost every issue is resolved with a hug or kiss, Haden is never sent to the couch. Naps are taken and cuddles are had. Pure, True Love at it's finest.

Kaliyah B + Haden V have dated for 5, almost 6, months

by Psunidenki November 19, 2023

Kaliyah + Haden

Haden and Kaliyah relationships are amazing. Get yourself into one of them, they cute, they perfect, they loving. Kaliyah and Haden should definitely date.

Haden: I love you Kaliyah

Kaliyah: I love you too, and sooooo much more

Kaliyah + Haden - Best relationships.

by Psunidenki November 20, 2023