where the hell have you been loca?!

literally the best line in twilight: new moon.

bella! where the hell have you been loca?!?!???

by poopjockey July 19, 2021

Have a six flags day

As an employee pretty much it means go f*ck yourself.

Guest: “Why can’t I bring my phone on this ride, this is f*cking stupid, go f*ck yourself.”
Six Flags Employee: “Have a six flags day”

by Jose0213 June 3, 2018

your dad should have pulled out

Basically, you're stupid and/or annoying, and your existence is an embarrassment and a disgrace to humanity.

Literally: If your dad had taken his penis out of your mom's vagina before ejaculation on the night you were conceived, you would not have been born and thus he would have saved the world the trouble of dealing with you.

"LIK OMG DID U C TEH NEW MOVIE?? BKBBUFPKYDKY DIES!!!!"

"... Your dad should have pulled out."

"LOL!!!1!"

by Ima Linguist October 16, 2018

You’ll have that on the big jobs.

A nicer way of saying " Crap happens.”

Wife: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

Husband: You’ll have that on the big jobs.

by Justapotato765 November 18, 2017

Have Fun Staying Poor

Have. Fun. Staying. Poor.

Typically used within the Bitcoin community on the Social Media platform Twitter. "Have. Fun. Staying. Poor." implies the individual who shines a light negatively towards Bitcoin can have fun while staying poor. Whereas the Bitcoiners who frequently Stack Sats towards the goal of 6.15btc "fuck big titty bitches with infinite riches."

"I suggest you read about the history of money so you stop making these lazy uninformed arguments. Really, it is a bit depressing to read that this is how bitcoin supporters think about their "precious".
Bitcoins < shells. But there is nothing wrong with that." - Rodrigo Zeidan (@RodZeidan)

Bitcoin Twitter:

Have Fun Staying Poor

HFSP

by PumpkinToshi January 2, 2021

I'll have you know that I was drunk

Excuse for the most embarrasing acts one can do. Often ends with: at the time of the fight, mooning, streaking, gay orgy, party, chumba wumba dance, felching, belching, farting, public Defecation, vomiting, monkey licking, pole humping, and the list goes on and on. Sometimes said as: I'll have you know that me and: the monkey, sasquatch, your girlfriend, or monkey sasquatch girlfriend, were both drunk at the time. If you're a recovering alcoholic, don't use it after you beat the crap out of a liquor store owner.

I'll have you know that I was drunk at the time of the floor buffer incident.

by Jim E. Junk March 15, 2006

do frogs have watertight assholes?

An answer to any question which is obviously yes.

Dude: Are you shitfaced?
Guy: Do frogs have watertight assholes?

by twobitp October 13, 2006