groven

The term Groven is also a word in Internet slang, referring to a grill and an oven in a single machine.

Many people also observe Groven as a religion, especially in southern Australia and parts of Albania. In this religion, the Groven is seen to be a divine God worthy of worship. The leaders of this religion are known as the Grovenors, or Grovenor General's. The religion even has an official committee, known as the Federal Grovenment.

For more information on the Groven and it's mysterious ways, see Schnitz.

Lester: Josh, what shall we do with Finn, he has been a naughty boy.
Josh: Sacrifice him to the Groven.

by Grovenor January 23, 2016

government collapse

when the government randomly just loses a lot of money

yo did you hear the government colapsed government collapse

by gabbiesangel September 20, 2016

Governors Pardon

In states with mandatory sick leave. Using a half day of sick leave because of a hangover.

"Come on. Have one more with me."
"I can't. I have to work in the morning."
"Dude. You've been there for 3 weeks. Take your governors pardon."

by Kennyburdick September 15, 2016

government

government is like: "whatever it takes to make it's own party constituencies feel warm and fuzzy" in that sense it destroys the ambition and work ethics of millions of people - Less Government is better!!

The workings of our government has taken a threshold in my life. One of my priorities in life is to try to be out spoken about what it means to be an American - which I know should be all inclusive and not just about one party or one organization. Be apart of the solution to justice. Do not be a follower. You do not know who is leading the crowd all the time.

by FOCBI July 31, 2016

Governor Taft

A Governor Taft is when you sit in an empty bathtub, flip backwards so that your legs are behind your head, hips are lodged to the sides, then your partner turns on the hot water so it hits your taint, and he or she will then cleanse your tafted taint.

It was only a matter of weeks before my new girlfriend was comfortable enough to give me a governor Taft. She wasn't bad for a beginner.

by Drizzy1333 October 23, 2016

government's record

постановление правительства

The Prime Minister yesterday attacked the Government's record on unemployment, claiming that things were better during the 13 years of Conservative rule.

(Премьер-министр вчера раскритиковал постановление правительства касательно безработицы, утверждая, что дела обстояли лучше в течение 13 лет консервативного правления.)

by hollli November 22, 2016

governmently

Noun. To govern quickly

Wow governor Mike is governmently today

by Moneyshot1234 July 12, 2017