Search Google or type a URL

When you're sitting in class and finished all the work or you dont want to do the work but you cant play games since you'll get suspended so in this moment of boredom you type "Search Google or type a URL", you end up on urban dictionary and end up typing a definition about "Search Google or type a URL

mind: Yes I'm done with my work, no homework:D. So what am I gonna do now?
mind:hmmmm the games are blocked:(
mind: *Sees Search Google or type a URL*
mind:types in
mind: ends up on urban dictionary
mind: reads definitions
mind: time to make my own

by nowwe February 4, 2020

Google

The answer to all your questions, the answer to the question "What is the meaning of life?"

What's 1+1? Google it.
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Who is Michael Jackson? Google it.
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Who are you? Google it.
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What's a noob? Google it.
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Where's Waldo? Google it.
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Why am I still here? Google it.
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Where can I find a girfriend? Google it.
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What is Google? Google it.
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Where is area 51? No, don't Google that, the government might track you down.

by George H. Obama February 13, 2010

google intelligence

When a person relies on google as their complete resource for everything. Someone of usually no intelligence can pretend they know things just by using google.

Chris is only limited to google intelligence, he doesn't really know much about anything.

by Martin G January 22, 2006

google feud

A way to feel like an idiot and lose your faith in humanity at the same time

hint: "gay" is almost always the top answer

lets play google feud! ... WTF? "Abortion is gay" is an answer?

by Sntcringe April 12, 2017

Mr. Google

Used to anthropromorphize the popular search engine.

1. Hey, how should I know who Morphine's singer was...ask Mr Google.
2. Lemme ask Mr. Google where the nearest pizza place is.

by Scott Mansfield December 21, 2008

Google Wank

Type in porn in google and beat one off to the top hit. Everyday it will be something different and you will have tons of variety in your love life!

I had a google wank over www.d0nkeypr0n.com today

by Kingy January 20, 2004

google stalk

search for facts/information about someone by looking up their name, address and any other known facts on google

I spent all day google stalking our new neighbours - the one downstairs runs a record company from home

by pop-pom December 7, 2006