The Google sheep is a very strange, zombie-like individual. Google sheep flock to Google for all their questions and/or to come off smart. They will type in search terms using quotations, because that to them means they will get the most accurate and valid results; the first 10 entries are the only acceptable entries, except in the case of images, in which all are valid and "fun" to pester random people on forums, messengers, or email.
Google sheep are commonly seen lurking around, looking for something to Google late into the night and early morning - 3am is high time for the sheep. Online forums are the most common gathering place for the sheep.
Mating is unheard of, unless they use their Googling skills to pick up tips that are created by other Google sheep, and by chance find another sheep just as desperate.
Their diet is based on candy, soda, and Ramen noodles, but only if time allows; some searches distract the sheep from the normal mode of life for several hours at a time.
Google sheep are commonly seen lurking around, looking for something to Google late into the night and early morning - 3am is high time for the sheep. Online forums are the most common gathering place for the sheep.
Mating is unheard of, unless they use their Googling skills to pick up tips that are created by other Google sheep, and by chance find another sheep just as desperate.
Their diet is based on candy, soda, and Ramen noodles, but only if time allows; some searches distract the sheep from the normal mode of life for several hours at a time.
Someone randomly sent me an image of a yellow umbrella, telling me they save lives and sent me a link to a site full of more pointless umbrellas - what a Google sheep.
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gooble - noun
1. An anomalously large collection of goobs (more at geeks) which exhibits violent tendencies in the presence of concepts such as liberty and free speech - prone to wanton acts of informational fascism while accusing its targets of what the gooble itself is doing.
2. An anomalously large collection of goobs which operates in collusion with the pedocidal, soros-funded media and the soros-funded Demonrat Party, providing funding, advertising and censorship support promoting the violent leftist paramilitary mercenary organization cia-fa-antifa-blm-kkk, which dresses in black apparel including masks and helmets, armed with a variety of weapons and waving nazi-communist inspired flags.
The gooble-fa-antifa-blm-kkk is funded and receives pedocidal media support to assault and batter United States Citizens, create civil unrest, and destroy public and private property in collusion with national and local Demonrat politicians, with the apparent secondary objective of sharing sexually transmitted diseases with objects, farm animals and abducted children.
gooble - transitive verb
1. The act of searching for information on the Internet, while avoiding informational fascism and censorship by enemies of the United States of America, especially the gooble-fa-antifa-blm-kkk and its affiliates facebook, twitter, cnn, etc.
(see duckduckgo.com <3 )
1. An anomalously large collection of goobs (more at geeks) which exhibits violent tendencies in the presence of concepts such as liberty and free speech - prone to wanton acts of informational fascism while accusing its targets of what the gooble itself is doing.
2. An anomalously large collection of goobs which operates in collusion with the pedocidal, soros-funded media and the soros-funded Demonrat Party, providing funding, advertising and censorship support promoting the violent leftist paramilitary mercenary organization cia-fa-antifa-blm-kkk, which dresses in black apparel including masks and helmets, armed with a variety of weapons and waving nazi-communist inspired flags.
The gooble-fa-antifa-blm-kkk is funded and receives pedocidal media support to assault and batter United States Citizens, create civil unrest, and destroy public and private property in collusion with national and local Demonrat politicians, with the apparent secondary objective of sharing sexually transmitted diseases with objects, farm animals and abducted children.
gooble - transitive verb
1. The act of searching for information on the Internet, while avoiding informational fascism and censorship by enemies of the United States of America, especially the gooble-fa-antifa-blm-kkk and its affiliates facebook, twitter, cnn, etc.
(see duckduckgo.com <3 )
"I got attacked by a gooble."
"Uh-oh, what did the doctor say?"
"Herpes and Gonorrhea."
"lol the fluoride-head came back with links to cnn and snopes!! I told him to gooble it."
#google #nigga #censorship #butthurt
"Uh-oh, what did the doctor say?"
"Herpes and Gonorrhea."
"lol the fluoride-head came back with links to cnn and snopes!! I told him to gooble it."
#google #nigga #censorship #butthurt
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Dude, that kid at the movies was a Goofer, he wouldn't shut up.
I swear to god Alan, if you keep being such a Goofer ill beat your ass.
I swear to god Alan, if you keep being such a Goofer ill beat your ass.
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