Going Congressional

To exhibit symptoms of complete mental breakdown at work and get away with it. (A tribute to to Congressman John Shadegg (R-AZ)) See: 'going postal' without the violence.

"Man, I was arguing with John Shaddegg about healthcare reform and he just started raving about gulags... the guy was totally going congressional"

by Redneck Liberal October 15, 2009

Going 'ALOL'

Laughing out loud in a situation where you shouldn't be laughing at all.

Going 'ALOL':

Friend 1: Did you see that disabled person fall into the water fountain?
Friend 2: Yes, I almost went ALOL.

In the park yesterday, Rachel went ALOL when she hit an old lady with a Frisbee and her false teeth fell out. Apparently the pensioner needed stitches.

by whohasthejazz December 9, 2009

go plumping

(v) when one or more men go out to a club, a bar, or the local McDonalds strictly to hit on and/or hook up with fat chicks or plumpers. Plumping usually requires a wingman in order to deal with the skinny, attractive girls, but not always.

"Hey dude, me and Joe are gonna go plumping tonight, wanna come?"

"Sure, I love to go plumping, do I have to be the wingman again? I hope not."

by The_Milk January 5, 2009

going deli

a step above going ham, a deli holds all meats not just ham.

that was so awesome he is "going Deli"
dunk in yo face I'm "going Deli"

by whitfieldasfuc August 19, 2013

Going Hahm

Bypassing all physical limitations; accomplishing something that is not easily accomplish-able; the state of being enlightened

"Yo today I killed two stones with one bird." "Going Hahm"

"Oh snap, I just benched 450 today." "Damn, going hahm"

by shnerfmonster September 14, 2011

go chimpanzee

When someone pisses you off and you rip off their face.

Upon seeing my husband's ex-wife I had to go chimpanzee and rip off her face.

by pfc. snowball November 13, 2009

go Hollywood

to sell out; to lose track of your roots in pursuit of fame and fortune, changing your style, appearance, behavior, and social status in a way that your past self would have found reprehensible

After rappers like 50 Cent go Hollywood, it's hard to take them seriously when they rhyme about how hard life is in the streets.

by nyaaron October 7, 2010