Going 'ALOL'

Laughing out loud in a situation where you shouldn't be laughing at all.

Going 'ALOL':

Friend 1: Did you see that disabled person fall into the water fountain?
Friend 2: Yes, I almost went ALOL.

In the park yesterday, Rachel went ALOL when she hit an old lady with a Frisbee and her false teeth fell out. Apparently the pensioner needed stitches.

by whohasthejazz December 9, 2009

go for the five

To do the bare minimum through sheer force of will.

i.e. just show up

Origin: in many University seminar classes, one gets five "participation marks" out of a possible 10 for merely attending the class.

Ben: Ugh man I hate my family and it's Thanksgiving!
Brian: So? Go for the five - eat dinner, hug your grandma, and peace out!
Ben: Yes. I will go for the five.

by cliffdogg October 28, 2010

GO-pilot

A car passenger who plays Pokémon GO for the driver. A good GO-pilot will nab every worthwhile Pokémon that the driver passes as well as every Pokéstop.

I was driving around with my GO-pilot and he caught three dratinis for me! I'm gonna evolve up to a Dragonite in no time.

by jackofspadesman July 24, 2016

Going Congressional

To exhibit symptoms of complete mental breakdown at work and get away with it. (A tribute to to Congressman John Shadegg (R-AZ)) See: 'going postal' without the violence.

"Man, I was arguing with John Shaddegg about healthcare reform and he just started raving about gulags... the guy was totally going congressional"

by Redneck Liberal October 15, 2009

Going Hahm

Bypassing all physical limitations; accomplishing something that is not easily accomplish-able; the state of being enlightened

"Yo today I killed two stones with one bird." "Going Hahm"

"Oh snap, I just benched 450 today." "Damn, going hahm"

by shnerfmonster September 14, 2011

go chimpanzee

When someone pisses you off and you rip off their face.

Upon seeing my husband's ex-wife I had to go chimpanzee and rip off her face.

by pfc. snowball November 13, 2009

go Hollywood

to sell out; to lose track of your roots in pursuit of fame and fortune, changing your style, appearance, behavior, and social status in a way that your past self would have found reprehensible

After rappers like 50 Cent go Hollywood, it's hard to take them seriously when they rhyme about how hard life is in the streets.

by nyaaron October 7, 2010