noun
1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”
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Bro 2: Yeah? I hear it's really good.
Bro 1: Yeah man. I'm literally a different person at the end of each episode.
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Bro 1: Yeah man. I'm literally a different person at the end of each episode.
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Person 1: dude did you read the Invincible comic where Conquest goes back to Thragg?
Person 2: yeah, what did he say exactly?
Person 1: “forgive me sire, for I have failed you my liege”
Person 2: wow, two honorifics in one sentence, the glazing is immaculate!
Person 2: yeah, what did he say exactly?
Person 1: “forgive me sire, for I have failed you my liege”
Person 2: wow, two honorifics in one sentence, the glazing is immaculate!
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