My fridge is dry

I have no food which is worth eating in my fridge. Probably mums leftover fucking pasta sauce.

I was hungry so I went to go look in the fridge then I remembered that my fridge is dry.

by BlackToast69 September 25, 2020

shaking the fridge

When an extraordinarily obese individual gets to twerking. But the fat is too heavy, so it’s just little incremental earth shattering movements.

Did you see Mrs. So&So the minute her old YT ass heard metro booming she got to shaking the fridge!!! Dance floor scattered.

by NewMountKush November 5, 2023

There's still cake in the fridge

That two people just got married or started a relationship

There's still cake in the fridge I can't believe John is cheating on Emma

by Chaoticbasementchild October 10, 2020

Fridge Day

New nationally recognized holiday that requires you and your sweetheart to stay in bed for 24 hours trading sexual favors for trips to the refrigerator. This relieving pent up frustration allowing one self to have a much more relaxing and enjoyable day.

Him: "I am having the worst day!"
Her: "Oh honey, it can't be that bad."
Him: "I'm afraid the only thing that will help would be "Fridge Day".

Her: "Now that you mention it, I think "Fridge Day" is exactly what we need!!"

by Gestfuktovr July 19, 2025

fridge frenemies

The relationship between roommates that are confined at home, forced to share a fridge and it’s dwindling contents in the middle of a pandemic imposed quarantine. This “relationship” can look like friends or enemies, depending on the state of the fridge.

Jack and Jill have been dating for months and decided to shack up together for the quarantine. However, when they began to run low on ice cream, they turned from lovers into fridge frenemies...

by AxonL May 6, 2020

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

fridge magnet

someone with a fuck ton of piercings

that emo chick over there looks like a fucking fridge magnet

by Apple bong April 24, 2023