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Freedom Briefs

An antiquated pair of dry fit boxer briefs that develop various size holes in the area of the taint, allowing bulges of the scrotum to protrude
Wife: Why the hell do you keep these things?
Wife (5 years later): I thought you threw these out!
Husband: absolutely not, those are my freedom briefs...balls deserve freedom, too....
by Shasta LaShay October 24, 2020
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Freedom

So freedom, in a sense means "the power or right to act, speak, or think as one wants without hindrance, or restraint."

But what does it really mean? Sure we have plenty insight on the world and its definitions, but what CAN'T we make of it?

Which leads into deeper meaning, are you actually free? Or is the word a hoax.

That really depends on how you interpret, or in this case perceive.
Do you want freedom?
Do you want rights?
Do you really need it?
That, you have to answer yourself.

To me, freedom is nothing but an illusion with no further ideal.

We're all controlled somehow.
"I wish freedom were real."
by Tonzerka December 10, 2023
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Sound of Freedom Producer Guy

Sex trafficking? Ha! Hahahahaha! Look who you actually choose to promote! Look at that!
Hym "You're all so neurotic about who you choose to promote as the self-appointed arbiters of fate but how good of a job do you actually do? Not a very good one. Sound of Freedom Producer Guy busted for being associated with sex trafficking. You were on your moral high-horse and what happened? Knocked on your ass. And then you hop right back on and look around to see if anyone saw you (I did by the way) and then you pretend it didn't happen. What do the conservatives pushing that movie have to say about all of that? You cared so much about sex trafficking a second ago and now the a guy you promoted is engaged in sex trafficking all we're getting is radio-silence. We're just going to ait here and pretend it didn't happen."
by Hym Iam October 16, 2023
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Freedom from school

The one thing we cant get and we will never get.
Kid: "FREEDOM FROM SCHOOL!"
Teachers: "What a nice dream."
by Badaboy88776@ April 9, 2025
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Freedom Cabbage

Guy:can i buy some Sauerkraut
Saleman:no we only sell freedom cabbage here
Guy:whats that?
saleman:basically Sauerkraut but made here in FreedomLand
Guy: ill take 2 boxes!
by Recarma69 September 7, 2023
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freedom truck

A fully tracked, armoured fighting vehicle, as referred to by people from 'Murika.
The Freedom Truck division rolled across the desert, defending the freedom fry-consuming public.
by CCog September 14, 2013
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Freedom fighters

The people to take back your lives and communities from.
Once they had taken back their lives and communities from the freedom fighters led by the Jim Jones church mouse calling herself Bridget (the New York Irish mouse in American Tales), the people had jobs to go to once again, and their was no longer any new normal or tunnel with light at the end of it, their was only light to see (something besides her to look at).
by The Original Agahnim February 2, 2022
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