Dalton's Grandma

When a raccoon breaks into your house and steals all of your Nickleback and Logan Paul Cds without asking.

That dang raccoon pulled a Dalton's Grandma last night!

by RaccoonHater69 March 5, 2018

Grandma Babushka’s Forbidden Soup

What happens when wood chips are floating in the water used to put out bon/campfire making a soupy consistency.

Robert: “Tom you put out the fire this time!”
Tom: “No! I’m not gonna see Grandma Babushka’s Forbidden Soup!”

by Kurtis Tyler O’brien November 23, 2021

grandma taking a shower

when a big group no matter the race bukake a grandma in a retirement home

i went to go visit my grandma and i saw grandma taking a shower

by white fagggot April 28, 2023

grandma snow globe dome

A grandma got run over by a reindeer snow globe dome is snorting lines of coke while the female snorts lines of coke off your erect penis and then gives you a blowjob

That silverfox cougar gives the best grandma snow globe dome.

by Janos n da guap July 10, 2019

Grandma Text

Means when u text or respond to a text too slow , like grandma would knowing she doesn't know what to do with a text mechanism phone.

Whitney: Everytime i text shannon, she always reponds two hours from then !*frowning n frustrated*

Brandi: girl u know she is a grandma texter, she slow as hell!! lol

by Blackcat89 May 20, 2011

Grandma

The one person that can cook in the family.

Cousin 1: this food is amazing!
Cousin 2: it was probably made by grandma.

by Glen Ellyn people December 16, 2018

The grandmas bathroom

When a guy gets a handjob from a obese girl in her grandmas bathroom

He was a victim of the grandmas bathroom

by 1dk123456789 October 23, 2025