boil foiled

when a lady's or gentleman's underpant region become increasingly bothered, horny, moist, or brought to the boil a situation comes up which negates or foils the sensation.

A hard on boil that becomes foiled.

1: Watching late night TV for a bit of self loving when a picture of Karen Matthews, Cilla Black or Jade Goody comes on and your 'rock' becomes a 'flop'

2: When a lady is watching late night TV in the hopes that a bit of twisted gaymensex comes on and instead find nothing but Karen Matthews, Cilla Black and Jade Goody lezzing out.

3: Wanking over Britney when you realise you're her Dad.Boil Foiled.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 11, 2008

edu-force

those involved in being educated e.g students (excluding lecturers, teachers etc...)

I have decided to rejoin the edu-force!

(to become a student again)

by Streetcarnameddesire February 3, 2010

Mug Force One

The coffe mug the President drinks from. Usually adorned with the Seal of the President of the United states and other accessories such as jewels, etc. As seen on the Daily Show.

Preisdent: I need my morning pick me up. Could I get a cup of coffee?

Assisstant: Yes, Mr. President. "Someone get me Mug Force One STAT!!!!!"

by Jedediah's Forest October 29, 2010

frisky forces

GLBTQ members of military forces around the world that maintain an active sex, healthy, same sex life despite the restriction of the US Armed Forces.

Sargent Williams is an active member of the Frisky Forces.

by lyon in the sun November 13, 2011

life force

The life froce was what preluded the big bang which was probably sparked from one of the other universes in our multiverse

The universe was created by a life force

by tory borty August 26, 2013

Centrifuckle force

A substitute for sexual intercourse, but better than old school masturbating. When you swing your gigantic penis at illegal orgasmic speeds, entering orgasm as your penise's momentum causes you to enter full orgasm. Does not require the use of hands, so you can do it while eating and listening to your favourite song. Best do it outside where cleaning is not necessary.

Timmy: "Hey did you just Masturbate?"

Peter:" Nah bro, that's doing it old school."

Timmy: "??"

Peter: " Look, you just swing your dick until it reaches centrifuckle force!"

Timmy: "That sounds messy"

Peter; " No, it actually keeps your hands clean."

by Mikey Spikey October 26, 2017

Delta force

When a married man has to sneak in a quick one with his uninterested wife in the middle of the night.

Often a covert operation, hence ‘Delta Force’.

“You’d think getting married means getting laid more but Govind has it tough.”

“Yeah, he’s gonna delta force the missus tonight around 2.”

by Ahh-nold May 29, 2018