Fortnite

A game that steals every damn cent of your money just so you can ignore your gf and look fancy

Omg! Patrica I just got some v-bucks!
Isn’t that the fortnite cash?
...

by DevilsFoeNO1 June 2, 2018

Fortnite

A crappy shooter game that is worse than a trash can filled with broken Virtual Boys.

Person 1: Hey, Timmy just played Fortnite.
Person 2: His execution is tomorrow.

by fridgee February 28, 2020

Fortnite

a game for people mostly boys (that plays it to death )who won't pay attention to their girlfriends so the break ups happen in 2018👍💔

Justin: babe I'm playing video games can u stop distracting me?
Alexa: your always on that game of fortnite u acting like its more important than me

Justin: it is.. Sorry but can u get me something to drink?
Alexa : yeah ...drink your ass down the stairs bc we done bye!

by Xox.maddybae December 15, 2018

Fortnite

A game that kids in middle school still won’t shut the hell up about. They are always saying “oh yeah I destroyed Demarcus in 1 v 1s last night. “Im awesome, I’m the man”

be quiet fortnite is kinda sus

Fortnite, Fortnite, we love fortnite

Guy Says: Shut the $&@! Up

by anonymous January 14, 2022

Fortnite

A stupid ass game that I wish I could hit it with a car but it’s only virtual screen,

“Fortnite is a dumbass game”

by A Kpop bitch October 20, 2019

Fortnite

A fucking stupid game that everyone breaks their controller playing.

Laggy Game

You die of Ligma Like Ninja for Raging too hard

Ninja Raged On Fortnite

by FaZe N1NJ4 February 22, 2019

Fortnite

A popular battle royale game that makes all of it's money from autistic 13 year old's that use mommy's credit card to buy cosmetics with no in-game advantage.

Yo what's up bro? Wanna play Fortnite and get these dubs?

by SpeedytubeHD March 16, 2019